In the ongoing series of stupid shit that cracks me up, here’s the preview for the new movie Harry Potter and the Outcasts of Hogwarts: Hermione’s Stalker.
“I have an erection!” Nice!
Archive for the ‘funny’ Category
March 15, 2010
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Marion Cottillard, I love you more than ever
By sushipan in funnyMy love affair with Marion Cottillard continues:
Forehead Tittaes w/ Marion Cotillard from Marion Cotillard
February 21, 2010
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Dragons of Tit
By sushipan in funnyMe: Hey Clint, the vendor that —- asked us to work with is from a company called Dragons of Tit.
Clint: What? Ha Ha.
(minutes later)
Me: Well, I thought it was Dragons of Tit. Then I checked the website and it’s Dragonsoft IT. Lame. Dragons of Tit is a way better name.
Clint: You’re immature.
Me: And you only [...]
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December 9, 2009
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Danwei does deep translations
By sushipan in blog, funnyA recent article on Danwei is a translation of a piece in the Southern Metropolis Weekly about Dongguan, the supposed sex capital of China. On how production practices in this manufacturing city are seeping into the sex industry here, Danwei’s Joel Martinsen translates (bold letters courtesy of me):
Like Luo Chao, many interviewees complained about the [...]
December 2, 2009
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Sweden…you are welcome
By sushipan in funnyBeing a hero is tough. Especially such a beautiful one.
(h/t to Kenneth!)
November 29, 2009
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Celebrity Look-alike
By sushipan in friends, funnyThey #1: You know, now that I take a closer look at Eric, he DOES look like Han Hong (韩红) after all.
They #3: Who’s Han Hong?
They #2: That female mainland singer from Tibet.
They #3: Oh you mean that fat one?
Me: Thanks. Thanks everybody.
They #1: But Eric, she’s really talented! She’s got a great [...]
November 24, 2009
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It’s Good for the Skin
By sushipan in friends, funny, sushipandaA few months ago, my good friend who shall remain nameless (bless her heart) responded to an an online ad looking for female models. Even in this sordid day and age, there actually are people who are innocent about important aspects of our culture. And by “our,” I mean all the porn-loving pervs out there [...]
August 13, 2009
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The Fake Sushipanda
By sushipan in funny, sushipandaI’ve said it before and I’ll say it now: there is only ONE Sushipanda. That’s me. Look at the URL bar on the top of your browser. What does that say? That’s right, sushipanda.com. What’s my MSN address? That’s right, sushipanda@hotmail.com. I’m the one and only, the chubby Asian guy with small eyes who people [...]
