Archive for the ‘republic’ Category

Republic Shanghai celebrated its one year anniversary two days ago in typical, sushipanda fashion: red-faced, stinking of cheap wine, and completely unaware that I was stroking his portly stomach the entire time while directing dark philosophical questions to his lady friends: “If I was gay I would have sex every minute of every day, because [...]

Well, OK, I’m in love with myself and it’s not my face but actually a huge poster for Shanghai Rush, the big new reality TV show based here in Shanghai and, of course, one of the big projects we worked on earlier this year. Fly Films, the production house that hired us, wasn’t kidding a [...]

Last week, we walked into The Center for a meeting with Ogilvy. At the lobby, Clint and I encountered a young woman talking on the phone.
Clint: That girl looked weird.
Me: How so?
Clint: Her face was really wide.
Me: Yeah, and she had really big eyes.
Clint: Yeah, she looked like Stewie (from Family Guy).
Me: Hmmmm.
Clint: She looked [...]