November 22, 2010 0

I’m a crazy f–ker!

By sushipan in funny, sports

Here’s a PSA about us Lions fans

From www.notsopuremichigan.com:

For anyone living in Michigan, the four saddest words are not “I lost my job,” but “I’m a Lions fan.” The Detroit Lions are the worst team in the history of professional sports. The whole world knows it, and their fans show it by wearing jerseys of players who haven’t touched a football in 20 years. But they still proudly claim to be Lions fans. Why? Are they stupid? No. Are they pathetic losers? No. It’s because they’re fucking crazy. You can see it on their faces and on their children’s faces. Because really, what kind of person would force their children to endure a lifetime of pain and torment just like they did? A fucking crazy person. And on a Sunday afternoon, when they head into Ford Field, they’re checked for guns. Because if they had one on them, these crazy fuckers would blow their brains out by halftime. Lions fans. Crazy fuckers.

November 22, 2010 0

Hip-hop Panda

By sushipan in funny

Just cuz…

November 11, 2010 0

Mentally ill and their families are lost in China

By sushipan in only in china

The NY Times has a very sad story about the incredibly daunting situations faced by the families of the mentally ill in China. Lack of institutional infrastructure, education and understanding about mental health, and government investment have left millions without an avenue to treatment and recovery, often resulting in unfathomably bleak and violent results.

The dearth of care is most evident when it comes to individuals who commit violent crimes. For example, after Liu Yalin killed and dismembered an elderly couple cutting firewood in a Guangdong Province forest, he was judged to be schizophrenic and released to his brother. Unable to afford treatment, the brother flew Mr. Liu to the island province of Hainan, in the South China Sea, and abandoned him, a Chinese nongovernment organization, Shenzhen Hengping, said in a recent report.

Last year, Mr. Liu killed and dismembered an 8-year-old Hainan girl.

“The government doesn’t want to cough up the money to treat these people, so they just give them back to their families,” said Huang Xuetao, a mental health lawyer and one of the authors of the report.

Left to their own devices, some relatives resort to heartbreaking solutions. In 2007, He Jiyue, a government psychiatrist, discovered a 46-year-old man locked behind a metal door in a stinking room in a rural Hebei Province home. The man was mentally ill, his aged parents told Dr. He. They had locked him up after he attacked his uncle.
That was 28 years earlier. The man, a high school graduate, could no longer speak. “I said to the parents: ‘How could you do this to somebody?’ ” Dr. He recalled. They replied, “We had no choice.”

In the past three years, Chinese mental health workers have rescued 339 other people whose relatives were too poor, ignorant or ashamed to seek treatment. Some, shackled in outdoor sheds, were “treated just like animals,” said Dr. Liu Jin, of the Peking University mental health institute.

Chronic shortages of both doctors and facilities ensure that what care exists is limited. China averages just one psychiatrist for every 83,000 people — one-twelfth the ratio in the United States — and most lack a university degree in any subject, much less mental health, Dr. Ma said.

“Professional psychiatrists in China are like pandas,” said Zhang Yalin, assistant director of the mental health research institute at Central South University’s medical school. “There are only a few thousand of us.”

November 10, 2010 0

Smartphone Battles

By sushipan in funny

This is spot on! My favorite is how the Blackberry folk see the iPhone folk, and vice versa. Poor Nokia didn’t even make the cut!

(h/t to @cmar55)

October 24, 2010 0

Crabby Days are Here Again

By sushipan in food and drink

Had my first hairy crab of the season last night. April’s parents were in town and she wanted to treat them to some delicious crab, so she ordered some from a delivery service and we had them with some nice yellow wine, beer and home cooked beef noodle soup last night. Then I fell asleep on the couch and dreams about being boiled alive in a stainless steel pot. I remember that it was very painful in my dream. Can’t wait to have some more as hairy crab season continues.

October 24, 2010 0

Asian actors are scary

By sushipan in advertising, politics

Some political group called Citizens Against Government Waste has wasted a bunch of their citizens’ money by paying for Asian actors and a green screen set for a rightist propaganda shoot that will no doubt scare a ton of people into voting Republican next week. Never mind that the “great recession” mentioned in the clip was a direct result of financial scammers and speculators being unleashed into the great unregulated void of American capitalism. Asian actors in dark lit rooms with old Chinese music playing in the background are scary! The downfall of America’s greatness is scary! That this political ad will be so effective to so many people is the scariest of them all!

October 18, 2010 0

Cityweekend has good intentions for its advertisers!

By sushipan in funny, media, only in china

I know Cityweekend is not exactly the bastion of wonderful journalism here, but it was still funny to read a recent article titled “10 Ways to Detox the Body in Shanghai,” which packaged a list of some no-brainer health tips in some not-so-subtle whore-wrap. Some particularly egregious product placement snippets:

Watch what you eat: Eat plenty of fiber, including brown rice and organically-grown fresh fruits and vegetables. It’s hard to eat healthily when out. M on the Bund has a super healthy and super tasty lunch set menu at the moment. For RMB 98 you get a fresh organic carrot and ginger juice, healthy arugula salad, poached chicken with walnuts and a dessert of fresh pineapple and mint. Eating healthy has never been more decadent.

De-stress: Eliminate stress from your life by emphasizing positive emotions. Positive emotions seem to come about more easily when your feeling good about yourself. Treat yourself to a day of pampering at Quan Spa. Let the friendly staff work their magic hands and be transformed from a state of stress to a state of bliss.

And my personal favorite:

Drink more water: Drink at least eight glasses of water daily to help flush out toxins in the body. Beijing based Dr. Melissa Rodriguez says that drinking fluids such as water and tea is one of the easiest ways to detoxify the body. Don’t just drink any water, jump online and order some “premium water” from vosswater.com.

Yes, that’s right folks, don’t just drink ANY water, drink insanely overpriced Voss water, or else you won’t be able to counter those toxins! I had no idea that in all those years of drinking non-premium water, I was forgoing a chance to really cleanse my body. Lunching at M on Bund, taking yoga classes, drinking orange juice at Element fresh, ordering Voss water and supplements online — with all that action and money, who has any time to go drinking?

September 13, 2010 0

English Breakfast

By sushipan in food and drink, travel

My breakfast this morning in London. Thought some cured meats would cure the hangover. Instead, I just really want to take a nap. Paris ho this afternoon!

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September 1, 2010 0

Taiwanese singer/actress René Liu is the new face of Rado

By sushipan in advertising

Swiss lux watchmaker Rado announced that René Liu (刘若英) will be their new spokesperson. Classy celeb for a classy brand. And she sure looks good in this print ad.

(via Madisonboom)

September 1, 2010 0

Dancing at the Movies – Montage

By sushipan in sushipanda

Very cool Youtube montage of dancing scenes from the movies.

A few thoughts:

  • Jamie Lee Curtis is criminally underrated as a dancer/sex symbol. Although, I never found her very sexy.
  • Julia Stiles?!
  • Kenny Loggins was truly the man when I was growing up. I can’t remember how many times I sat in front of my parent’s stereo system listening to the Top Gun Soundtrack
  • Baryshnikov is a god amongst mortals.
  • If wasn’t already such an incredible dancer I’d want to be a dancer.