After a harrowing pre-new year’s experience, I was prepared to accept the fact that everything would be different. Now that it’s a few days past the new year and I’ve had a chance to gain my footing, I realize that some things just don’t and will never change.
- Life with friends in San Francisco will always consist of lots of beer, lazing around the television, Texas Hold’em, and recollection of old stories and jokes that don’t quite seem to get stale
- I will never be able to resist the last bit of melted cheese on a plate of nachos.
- I will never be able to resist nachos.
- Burritos will forever remain the best thing humankind has ever created.
- My family will always worry about me.
- I will never stop making lists at the beginning of a New Year.
- People will always make fun of the fact that I once was Mormon.
- I will always have a monstrously huge head that will make it difficult to purchase any sort of normal-fitting hat.
- I will always have chub.
- I will never under-indulge
- Hearing old songs on the radio that have significant sentimental meaning will always give me chills.
- I will always love San Francisco.
- I will always miss Shanghai
- I will always look after wiping.
- Joe will always be one of the most generous friends anyone will ever have, Harsha will always be one of the most sarcastic friends anyone will ever have, and Wil will always be the puppet master.
- I will always love certain people
Some things never change
