The guy in the cubicle an aisle away from me has burped out loud about 10 times in the past 30 minutes. I have totally cracked up to myself the last eight times, and I’m so anxious to hear his next one that I’m here blogging about it.
The poor guy who sits adjacent to me doesn’t burp, but he has this crazy habit of sneezing REALLY LOUDLY about 7-8 times in a row. He is by far the most deafening sneezer I have ever met in my life.
*Burp #11 just happened. This is hilarious*
Now, if the pregnant lady right next to me gushes out a huge fart, today will go down as one of the best days of 2007 for me. And for you, too, I’m sure.
