From a text message conversation about a corporate Christmas party earlier in the evening with Ms. Wang:
Her: What should I give a white guy as a gift? The budget is 50 RMB.
Me: A handjob on Aomen Lu.
Her: Hahahha, gross. What do you think about a gingerbread house.
Me: Wait…I get the feeling that you thought I was kidding about that handjob.
