Me: You should get Foursquare.
Washburn: I find Foursquare kind of annoying.
Me: Why, exactly?
Washburn: I generally want people to know where I am after I leave that place. Too many paparazzi.
This is so fucking cute that I wish we could just rent cute kids and pay by the hour to be cute so that we don’t have to get sick of them and deal with when they get all awkward and weird when they hit puberty.